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Is it bad that i could make that and i cant even make a plan mac and cheese properly?
jukadiie: MEN THAT COOK HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART BCUZ I CANT COOK WORTH A DAMN.
zumbah: celeryludenberg: zumbah: im going to p ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as
grimphantom2: ninsegado91: justcallmejeru: it’s android 18!!! cant fit the leggings like she used to. Lol that struggle Krillin’s cooking is taking effect! yummy ;9
cant get enough of cooking with dog
servinggirlmeat: justanotherpieceofmeat: THIS is an ultimate fantasy of mine, i’ve had it for YEARS!! i cant get enough of the ideo of my big tits on a grill, or skillet, as im bent over , hearing them sizzzle and feeling them cook! (via TumbleOn)
hrroyalgeekness: Favorite line ever in Worst Cooks in America!
incorrect-doctorwho: 9: Hey Rose, I made dinner! 9: And real talk, it didn’t go great.
fairycosmos:cant believe women are expected to like cook and birth entire children and be professional workers and fit a beauty standard. like i am not going to do any of that lol
grimphantom2: ninsegado91: justcallmejeru: it’s android 18!!! cant fit the leggings like she used to. Lol that struggle Krillin’s cooking is taking effect!
squidyword: ANND they say white people cant cook 😍😩👌👏🙌 Bone Apetit 😊
thekatierodriguez: A relationship with no gender roles> We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other. @dommebadwolff23 ugh the cleaning tho i just cant
corruptress: why cant i be naked all the time
bundydoesthings: you cant sit with us Gary
golgathor: do you ever have a cool idea then cant draw the rest and are left feeling sad because damn that could have been cool well that was this here have a wolf o’donnell head
jonathan-gat: jonathan-gat: i cant stop laughing about that one post where its showin a photo of eggy bread and is like “what do you call this?” becuase absolutely everyone whos reblogged it tagged it “disgusting”
Boyfriend finds girlfriend watching a food show, he asks "why do you watch that?" "You still can't cook?" she says "You watch porn and You still cant Fuck." >.
swiiishr: you know Q cant cook
lalala-fuck: h3dgewitch: starrynightsxoxo: blocp4rty: IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED IN MY LIFE COOK. EFFY. CASSIE. AHHHHH! CANT. FUCKING. WAIT! OH SNAP SO FUCKING EXCITED OMG
russiacore: me when i thought i was straight: I will never cook for my h*sband. I will need one who knows how to because i intend to never learn how to fry an egg. me now, gay: I cant wait to make my wife nutritious breakfast with a perfect cream latte
surprisebitch: snaacks: surprisebitch: surprisebitch: firstladyoftheunitedstates: surprisebitch: i cant believe Lana is joining MasterChef Paula Deen, Julia Child, and Martha Stewart WHOMST? Lana’s cooking show bout to end Food Network! 😫
whootyandweed: Cooking dinner! I cant wait til we live aloneJLB
sridevi: yall on here: kljfhlskdjghslkjg us gays are useless! lol we cant do anything right ugdigxixhlcohc cant cook, cant drive, cant read, CANT count. we just out here being big gay disasters! asdfghjgfdkjfk we’re all just a bunch of big clueless
pleasingly-plump: pleasingly—plump: hungry but cant be bother cooking :(
chocobabydolly: Since we cant be together daddy…I’ll dream of you sucking on my big brown boobies as i rub your head and your chest till you feel brand new again…because you are my king and i think of nothing but cooking you everything you love,
sulkings:hate an “i cant cook” mf. you cant put things in a pan?
shikseh: latias: do people actually preheat their ovens dude u cant be for real ….yes bc you *need* to especially for certain food…its like heating a skillet before using it….. if not ur food will be all fuckd up and cook unevenly and i jus…t
important stuff: be thankful for your nails because if you didnt have them while you were chopping up some hard as fuck dates, you might have chopped off more of your finger thank you for protecting me, nail. even though i cut part of my nail off too
i-cant-see-past-you: A girl doesn’t have to be a good cook for me to fall for her. However, being in the kitchen has always been comforting to me. I’ve grown up in the kitchen. Cooking together can be so passionate. Breakfast could be making French
naalgonaa: How you gon expect a woman to be well-shaved, know how to cook good, clean, have a big booty & tits, have a job and a car, not complain about you hanging out with your friends, not ask you for shit, but YOU cant even wash your fucking
chocolatehoneybunny: SHE CANT COOK BUT WHO GIVE A FUCK..WAIT. IS THAT DRAYA? THAT BITCH CRAZY AS FUCK & SHE SO EVIL!http://dirtyredsdirtymind.tumblr.com/post/127362843216
ride-thewave: Let me tell you what I cant wait for. I cant wait to live in a house with the love of my life. I cant wait to cook meals and play music dancing carelessly around the kitchen clicking our glasses of wine together over and over because why
avenging-at-beach-city: So I doodled what would happen if Sapphire cooked! (I wanted to draw Ruby’s reaction but I got lazy. It would’ve been fun tho! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) Based on jen-iii‘s post here!
cherubgirl: ruby always makes sapphire really cute lunches with sandwiches cut into little shapes and stuff and always leaves little notes in them bc she knows sapphire cant cook worth a dime and will survive on coffee and hot pockets is shes not stopped
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